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You ever have one of those times where you're all stressed out and you just need something simple and funny to make you laugh?
That's what happened to me today...lol. I read this quote and it was pretty sweet and made me laugh too.
"~Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
~Now Men...Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."
Devious Comments
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"With the body of a bird that allows me to fly without thought, with these claws that allow me to hunt for prey, I'd trade it all for a heart that was too great for wings to carry."
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